Jokes First Part

Jokes first part

1- Professor: What is the thing that does not dissolve in water?

Pupil: Fish sir .. !!

2- She told the students parameter: what your inquiry at the beginning of the school year ???

Stop pupil said: When the holiday comes, my teacher ???

3- Teacher: Which of you wants to go to the moon?

Lift all pupils but their fingers satisfaction.

The teacher said: You, my satisfaction and why do not you want to go to the moon.

Reza replied: because my father told me: _andma graduated from the school Come directly to the home

4- Professor of Islamic education ...

Prof. first pupil: What's your name? He answered the pupil: Ibrahim.

Professor said: memorize Surah Ibrahim Fastzar student ..

The student asked Professor II: What's your name? He answered the pupil: Yassin, said Professor: memorize Surah Yassin, the student Fastzar

Asked Professor pupil III: What is your name? He answered the pupil: My name is Kausar

5- The student asked the teacher: What happens if I mingled with the Mediterranean to the Red Sea?

He replied the pupil: the resulting pink sea ...

6- Alasatd fed one of his students asked him whenever he is writing the subject of the establishment of his books .... is that it starts in the middle of talking about !!!! sentences and so on to the end ...

When asked him to write about the subject of the electronic industries, for example, wrote (Electronic Industries thriving in our country is very unlike the Bedouins who are not working for the industry, but they have beautiful and very patient animal camel can carry a thirst .....)

And so every time ...

And once she asked him to write about the subject of nature Victbatabaah very beautiful Bzhorha green Oashabha animals that eat them, and those animals phrases and sentences very patient animal can withstand thirst ......)

Student teacher complained to the manager (much of what was Ioboukh) Alchukoyaly he wrote in the presence of the esteemed Director: I have persevered on my teacher's patience beauty and sentences very patient animal can carry a thirst ...)

7- Professor: What is the definition of Alrasph rocks?

Pupil: that tickets throughout the year and do not succeed.

8- Professor: What do you think of my children, my exam questions?

Pupil: very easy questions, but the answers were difficult.

9- The teacher asked the student: Where are frequently gold son?

Pupil: in the hands of my mother, sir !!

10- Professor of Science: What action ears ??

Very Nabih student and has failed to consider: ascribe them glasses sir !!!