Jokes Third Part

Jokes Third Part

1- Woman to her husband: I dreamed you bought me yesterday hour .. !!

Husband: Albesaha in the next dream

2- Professor: about inter (Dad eats an apple) to the past, O Salman.

Salman serious eating the apple).

3- Stadium: What are the similarities between salt and stupid?

Student: Both raise the pressure sir.

4- First: the doctor advised me that more than eat garlic and onions until my weight decreases

II: Is the lack of weight?

First: No shortage of ... my friends!

5- Little he said to his mother: Are you chicken, Mom? ! He said: No, my son !! .. Why? I do not call on me because our neighbor but my chick !!!

6- I: Do you know (Beethoven) ... Second: Did I know (Hoeven) even know his home !!!!

7- Father asked the teacher: What do you expect as a result I have in the exam?

Teacher: This depends on the cleverness student who will be sitting next to your kid in the exam