Jokes Second Part

Jokes Second Part

1- Professor asked his students: Do whitening fox or wild?

The student said: Wily fox sir .. expect him everything ..

2- Professor asked his disciple: What is the difference between the elephant and the donkey?

He said: donkey tail from the back of the elephant Vvelh forward ...

3- The teacher asked the students said to him, why do you like in school the student answered the bell, Sir.

4- The teacher asked his disciple: What is the difference between the globe and football? The student replied: football we play and the globe play us.

5- Mother: Are you glad Mwalimtk?

Son: Mom of course the only one who says to him, will remain with me next year, I ... ..

6- Husband wanted his wife to wake him at six in the evening ...

_ But Mtkhasman_ wrote her paper:

(Oiqzina at 6 ... ... spend pair) husband woke up at 10 and was found next to a paper written therein:

(Let's wake up ... The clock became the sixth wife's signature ...)

..... Walker police patrol stopped him and said to him: Take the car ..

He said: Thanks a nearby house .... ...

7- Asked the child: What your mother name? The child replied: I do not know neighbors therefore call _mdam_. And dad call _hiati_. I call it _mama

8- The judge asked the defendants why the man was killed with a knife? He said the accused regretted my circumstances are very difficult, and I can not buy a gun

9- Girl asked her grandmother: Why all your teeth broken, my grandmother? Grandma: So was the fashion nowadays

10- Student: I remember Dad story that Roetha me about your package from school? Father: Of course, my son, student: Dad appears that history is repeating itself .. !!